Hm. Good Point.

C: Someone brought in cookies for National Library Week. E: Oh! Cookies! C: But look, they are gross cookies. E: Eh. A cookie’s a cookie. C: Are you really sure about that? E: Well yeah. I mean, it’s a cookie. C: Well I doubt you’d say that a beer’s a beer. E: That’s true. Good […]

Not Making It Up, Case #436

Me: Alright, I’m going to head to Target now.Dad: Okay, have fun.Mom: You should really wear a scarf. All of your body heat is escaping through your neck. And your dumb head.Me: Oh okay. I’ll go get my — wait. Mom? Did you just say "And your dumb head" ?Mom: No, of course not. Would […]