At the Cash Register in Target on Saturday…

John: What kind of gum is that?
Me: It’s a new flavor – Orbit Strawberry Mint. I have to try it.
John: Cool.
Cashier: You know when you eat something really sweet immediately after brushing your teeth? It tastes like that.
Me: Ew.
Cashier: That’ll be $1.07.
Me: Oh. Well I’ll have to try it and see how it goes.
Cashier: Oh. Ummmmm…
Me: It’ll be fun.
Cashier: … you can return it at customer service on your way out …

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2 thoughts on “At the Cash Register in Target on Saturday…

  1. Of course I didn’t. We HAD to try it after all that.

    She was totally wrong, by the way. It just tastes like strawberry, and it’s quite good. 🙂

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